VIBE CODE HEALTH CHECK
Real Engineer Code Review for Vibe-Coded Products
A senior engineer reads your AI-built code by hand and shows you what's actually broken — security gaps, broken auth, structural risks — in plain language. Send an NDA, share a repo, get a report in 3 to 5 days.
Why Your Code Audit Matters
No-code and AI-assisted tools are a smart way to reach the market. But with real traffic, real users, and real money at stake, the quality of the code underneath is no longer optional — and it's not something the AI that built it can vouch for.
Security Questions Affect Your Next Deal
Improvising security answers in front of enterprise prospects or investors is a risk you don't need to take. A senior engineer's review gives you documented answers to the hard questions before they cost you the deal.
Catching Production Failures Early
When something crashes and nobody can explain it, the cause is usually an edge case the AI never accounted for. Every critical failure path gets identified and categorized before it takes down production again.
Running Due Diligence on Your Terms
Technical due diligence will find what's in your codebase whether you're ready or not. Run the same review first, fix the critical issues on your own timeline, and walk in knowing exactly what the advisor will see.
Getting an Independent Baseline
One developer says fine, another says rebuild. Without an independent read, you can't evaluate either. A prioritized findings report gives you the facts — and a brief any developer can execute against.
Everything Our Codebase Report Covers
Every finding is sorted into one of three severity buckets, stack-ranked so nothing competes for attention. Open the report, and your team knows exactly where to start.
- DIY FIXES
You Can Handle It
Straightforward issues with step-by-step guidance you or your AI tools can resolve. No developer needed — just follow the instructions.
- PROFESSIONAL FIXES
Hand It to Any Dev
Issues that need engineering expertise, not an architecture overhaul. Hand the report to any competent developer and they'll know exactly what to do.
- STRUCTURAL ISSUES
The Honest Conversation
Architectural problems that can't be patched in place. These are the honest conversations nobody else wants to have — we have them clearly and early.
What Looks Fine Until a Senior Engineer Checks It
Your app can log users in, process payments, pass tests, and work perfectly in development — while serious problems are still sitting underneath. These are examples of issues we find in AI-built products, not a complete checklist.
Users can log in — but can they access another customer's data?
Login can work perfectly while the app still fails to properly separate one customer's data from another.
Example we check
Missing idempotency protection and multi-step writes without proper transactions.
Your keys aren't in Git. But are they exposed in the browser?
A repository scan can look clean while sensitive credentials are still shipped to every user's browser.
Example we check
Service keys and sensitive configuration exposed inside production client bundles.
InputCould one payment request charge a customer twice? Validation Gaps
Payment flows may work in testing but fail when real-world retries, delays, and interrupted requests happen.
Example we check
Missing idempotency protection and multi-step writes without proper transactions.
What happens to your infrastructure bill when users arrive?
Code that feels fast and cheap with 20 users can become painfully slow or unexpectedly expensive at 1,000.
Example we check
N+1 queries, unbounded database reads, missing pagination, and missing indexes.
Your tests are green. Are they actually testing the product?
AI-generated tests can pass every time while providing almost no protection against real application failures.
Example we check
Tests that only validate mocked behavior instead of real application logic.
Is your AI feature safe — and financially bounded?
A working AI feature can still be abused, expose credentials, or create uncontrolled model costs.
Example we check
Unsafe prompt handling, missing rate limits, unbounded token usage, and exposed model keys.
What the Code Health Check Is Not
This is a focused diagnostic with a defined scope, not an open-ended engagement that keeps expanding. You get everything you need in 5 days, then decide what comes next.
Not a Penetration Test
Code quality and architecture are what we review. We don't simulate external attacks. If a pentest is what you need, we'll say so.
Not a Redesign
We find what's wrong; we don't redesign your architecture as part of this. If the findings point that way, that's a different engagement.
Not a Retainer
The report is yours to keep, share, and act on however you choose after a single engagement. No lock-in, no recurring fees, no strings.
Is the Vibe Code Health Check the Right Fit for You?
It's designed for a specific stage and a specific set of problems. Here's an honest look at who gets the most from it.
This is for you if
- You built with Lovable, Bolt, Cursor, Copilot, or Claude Code
- Your app has real users and you've never had senior eyes on the code
- You're preparing for fundraising or enterprise sales
- Something broke recently and you realized nobody reviews the code
This is not for you if
- You're still validating the idea and don't have users yet
- You need a full penetration test or compliance audit
- You need a full penetration test or compliance audit
- You need ongoing development, not a diagnostic
